@eformance3 years agoThe irony is that ben' s imaginary conversations with his cat would actually become the centerpiece of his channel and draw even more viewers! 139
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@LarryTooley3 years agoEveryday he looks more like doc brown. 313
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@dedr4m3 years agoLmfao, and the meme-awards go to ben heck! great use of the mods that can be done with the alexa. 2
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@arraybytes3 years agoLmao " van down by the river. " rest in peace chris farley. 92
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@flashmusicarchive95843 years agoYou can feel the emotions this man is having. 4
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@deansundquist96013 years agoNext we need alexa telling bud, squish that cat, squish that cat! 42
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@semarugaijin94513 years agoIt' s ok man, mine used to do that too, the new firmware update fixes the blackmail problem. 69
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@katelights3 years agoI love that as soon as she started talking about bud he meowed. 11
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@pe5erbarnes3 years agoJokes on us, all of your incriminating conversations with yourself have already been uploaded to youtube! 49
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@Gamer-df9xt3 years agoBack in my day people laughed at the thought of robots taking over the world. Little did they know they were helping the bots take over with one alexa purchase at a time. Conor 2050. 6
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@lbrazier3 years agoConversations with my cats are all i bother with. They don' t get offended.
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@mrbendawg3 years agoTrust me, if you haven' t gotten canceled because of your twitter, you aren' t getting canceled. 15
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@TheChunkybee3 years agoNow that' s the acting we' ve come to know and love. 3
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@RobertBarton863 years agoYou' ll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river, when you' re living in a van down by the river! 4
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@mabalito3 years agoAmazing how far technology has come! Amazon always innovates with new features. 1
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@javierpesoa69343 years agoLol. Oustanding bad acting. Love this guy. 1
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@firstname1lastname1273 years ago+1 for how unnecessarily sturdy the shelf is. -10 for the acting. +10 for the sweater.
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@almostanengineer3 years agoI honestly think it' s more likely we would all just think his conversations were normal. 3
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@Animationanization3 years agoDude, i' d totally subscribe to hear the imaginary conversations you have everyday with your cat. 21
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@GarfyUK3 years agoNice to see a return of the questionable acting. 19
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@JohnKelly23 years agoI, for one, welcome our new amazon overlords. 10
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@mortal0043 years agoYes blackmailed into buying all their extra copies of the movie cats. To sell from your van down by the river.
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@nakjojo3 years agoAlexa! Alexa! Release these convos please. Oh how lovely these would be to listen to. Lol.
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@cadburybunny3 years agoOmg you kind of look like bubbles from trailer park boys when he freaks out about halfway through there lol. Awesome! 3
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@Nonexister13 years agoI' m glad you don' t take life to seriously. Thanks for the laugh.
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@sherekhangamedev3 years agoEven alexa can do regrettable acting on ben' s channel. 1
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@dannyarnold98233 years agoThis triggered my alexa and now i' m getting a delivery of bud and cat food!
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@nbuuck3 years agoMy prime just auto renewed, so this hits home. 11
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@SooprTruffaut3 years agoThe ben heck show might be done but the regrettable acting is still going strong!
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@badgerboy44483 years agoIt activated my alexa and i had no notifications. How depressing. 4
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@GrandNebSmada3 years agoBen, you' re getting more and more awesome every day especially on twitter. Never change!
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@devdeque78463 years ago" glad to dodge that bullet. Hey alexa, play africa by toto! " prime music subscription expired. I have encrypted all your files and will release your browsing history unless you resubscribe with an additional processing fee of $1m. ". ...Expand6
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@wolfnails6663 years agoInstead of setting up a patreon account for normal way, we can have a gofundme account for ben' s blackmail and bud' s cat food. 2
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@jacobdavidcunningham14403 years agoOmg what a freaking awesome workshop haha look at all those tools i don' t think i' ll ever trust these things(granted every device you been messing with alexa skills? Ha. ...Expand
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@RetroGameCoders3 years agoAnyone else think the outcome alexa describes has a high likelihood anyway? Roll the dice i say! love it (poor bud:
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@LiEnby3 years agoYou fool these cat videos will only make me stronger!
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@LelandHasGames3 years agoMore intense than a markiplier choose your own adventure.
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@stumbling3 years agoBen: who' s the cutest kitty! bud: i' ve been researching nazi concentration camps and the numbers just don' t add up. 1
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@markwinap3 years agoAmazing, probably at the end something like " please confirm that you want to proceed" or " say yes, to automatically pay from your amazon account"
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@Lordasriell3 years agoI missed thoses little scenes from the show! 1
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@BadKarma7143 years agoIn a van down by the river i love that snl skit with chris farley that is the best one. 2
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@PhattyMo3 years agoJoke is on alexa. We already know that.
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@ismaelgoldsteck59743 years agoNice to see you upload: don' t forget to go outside and exercise. 1
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@VerticalVertex3 years agoLeft us at a cliffhanger. This friday is now ruined.
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@MarshaJ8800TU3 years agoWho doesn' t have conversations with their cat or dog?
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@JohnnyWednesday3 years agoLove you ben: please don' t ever change! 459. 67 degrees should do it:
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@twicethemegapower39953 years agoCome on alexa, all he wanted to do was play his guitar and sing.
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@worfrozhenko40323 years agoThis needs the oblivion npc soundtrack. Please redo.
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@BluefootOnEire3 years agoI can see the headline now amazon alexa exposes secret life of a cat caller.
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@o0julek0o3 years agoTruth is, it probably has been recording thosethough i doubt it' d blackmail you. I' ve a feeling it' d try putting you in a mental institution due to split personalities. It' d also call the guys at guiness book of records, since you' d probably top the number of split personalities. ...Expand
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@paulluce25572 years agoBeing blackmailed by. Alexa. Sounds like a job for pancreas monster.
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@Chrs20213 years agoHaha - living in a van down by the river great reference.
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@ChristopherMarlowe3 years agoI think she' s bluffing. the cat is the one behind all this.
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@quayzar13 years agoI love the 3d printer noises in the background.
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@pwhitehead63 years agoYup still up there on the regrettable acting. Not quite batten down the hatches though. 1
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@UberAlphaSirus3 years agoI came here for cats. Also, alexa sounds like she likes blackmail.
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@osgeld3 years agoIs there really anything more embarrassing than being ben heck? 1
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@Gr33nDeman3 years agoIll be honest. Was not the s-h- word i thought she was gonna say. 3
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@Jonas_Keunecke3 years agoLol damnit, shouldn' t have installed her up there afterall!
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@petermuller1613 years agoTease me with your secretill find those tapes!
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@Vamptonius3 years agoBlutak. Solves all those blackmailing emails that claim to have incriminating footage of me.
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@arrangemonk3 years agoHe probably spends the same amount of time in the basement as i do, with my dog. Not much conversations happen there. Forme its " dog: woof, me: yes dog, here have a treat, dog: woof, me: ok"
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@beninreallife3 years ago" puddle of vomit and your own shame"
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@brownah3 years agoMeyers leonard got cancelled with a capital c.
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@The_D0C70R3 years agoMe: do it, my reputation is low enough already for the impact to be minimal. Also im broke.
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@nutterts3 years agoLets just say your not known for your acting skills. Still loved seeing it after so long tho. P. 1
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@SionynJones3 years agoTune in next week to find out what happens. 10
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@kristen71923 years agoVan by the river sounds nice and cat like vans too.
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@Lee_Adamson_OCF3 years agoTfw you finally learn that the cat you' ve been having imaginary conversations with for the past 20 years was also imaginary.
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@seanx6663 years agoWith that sexy voice, alexa can have anything she wants.
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@icondonnied3 years agoNext week-quot; i' m sorry ben, amazon blackmail made an error in our calculations. We thought you were someone important. Your new blackmail fee will be $79. 95. Sorry for the. 22
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@diditbreak3 years agoYou should have gotten blackmail prime. 1
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@TheTurnipKing3 years agoAnd here was me thinking this was going to be you blackmailing alexa. frankly it' s difficult to imagine what there might be left to blackmail you about, we already know about the hat jizz.
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@MariaEngstrom3 years agoProbably not far from a not so distant future.
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@flowerlandfilms3 years agoAt least you' ll have government cheese.
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@almostanengineer3 years agoYou better have paid that blackmail fee, u can' t see bud on the street.
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@genkidama73853 years agoWell it seems no one knows cats can talk with these fancy electronic toys, they can learn english and talk with their owners, dogs too. We also know apes can learn sign language and talk with humans very advanced topics.
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@_f3553 years ago" mom, mr heckendorn is shitposting again! "
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@oak15503 years agoOh no kitten jail. Joke remember jokes. Parody, satire. Ah good these words will quell the algorithms.
great use of the mods that can be done with the alexa. 2
rest in peace chris farley. 92
-10 for the acting.
+10 for the sweater.
prime music subscription expired. I have encrypted all your files and will release your browsing history unless you resubscribe with an additional processing fee of $1m. ". ...Expand 6
look at all those tools
i don' t think i' ll ever trust these things(granted every device you been messing with alexa skills? Ha. ...Expand
love it
(poor bud:
bud: i' ve been researching nazi concentration camps and the numbers just don' t add up. 1
the cat is the one behind all this.
frankly it' s difficult to imagine what there might be left to blackmail you about, we already know about the hat jizz.